I just call it “my eight inches”
Here’s hoping someone done seen that video of the courtroom.
Jime Jama
Laphog, schlong, rod, pecker, snake, package, unit, johnson, richard, purple helmet warrior, willy, one eyed trouser snake, sinstick, prick, dink, pickle, sausage, lower horn, skinflute, genghis khan
Remember those fellas?
Pimmel, Latte, Knüppel, Dödel, Nacktmull, Schniepel, Penis, Glied, Gerät, Sackkanone, Beglücker, Bestrafer, Prügel, Prengel, (Brat-)Wurst, Riemen
Two things, roughly related:
- I couldn’t properly name as many colors properly.
- In my youth, a discounter sold tissues branded ‘Solo Talent’. Still love the humor.
hot dog
not hot dog
Parsnip
Mine is known as The Great Depression.
A lot of people got fucked by The Great Depression. It also caused quite a few suicides. Good for you!
I think they mean it in more of a topogical sense, maybe. Could be either/both.
Schlong
the d train = call the cops took me out 💀
Well, I call it a cock, dick, and penis… As well as shaft, member, manhood, endowment (or male endowment), or sex (male or manly sex).
…
… Don’t Look at me like that.
She boopsy on my mister till I keeper
Mine is called Paddy and hers is called Lucy. I’ve long forgotten why
wand = double nerd alert.
I put on my robe and wizard hat…
What about Peen?
peep if it is cold outside
pork sword when it’s sexy time. As in “I’m going to thrust my throbbing pork sword deep into the gooey inside of your ham wallet”.
The ladies fucking LOVE it. I know, I have had oh-so-many women.
Why are y’all laughing?
I prefer to call it a squish mitten.
So did the Bloodhound Gang.
jorkin depeanus
John Thomas
Gay 90s kid.
