AJMaxwell

Lol nope

They’ve been slowly closing stores for years. Something like 50 stores closed in 2025.

I like this

Look like Jar Jar. Dude’s gotta be slinging hog.

White sunglasses means you’re an entirely different type of douchebag.

This is funnier than it has any right to be

Ramenius

Underrated comment

Everything reminds me of her.

I think you need to learn how to flirt

I fuckin love soup

Written by Bingo Heeler

My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that’s the way I likes it!

It’s real

The Beatles even wrote a song about there being 8 days in the week!

If you’re a man, get a vasectomy. They’re super quick, and can be easily reversed. Unlike a woman getting her tubes tied, no hospital stay/visit and only a local anesthetic.

Mine was done in my doctor’s office and I spent more time laying down after than it took to complete. And no stitches!

Highly recommended.

This is one of the handful of things me (a leftist) and my rural Trump supporting family both heavily agree upon. It’s nice to find some common ground in such a divided America.

I ate a whole bunch of fiberglass insulation. It wasn’t cotton candy like that guy said.

My stomach’s itchy.

What do you mean, it won a ribbon like 100 years ago