Can we print these phrases on condoms?
Be unstoppable.
😬
Wait, is this message for the woman, or her period?
“these tampons didn’t do anything and my undergarments are now ruined!”
‘well duh, didn’t you read the side of the packaging?’
Thanks, we’re both crying out loud now! :D
Wait until she hears about man flu. Phew. That sucks.
/s
All jokes aside. I’m growing my hair out. Last hair cut 2 years ago. Learning hair maintainemce, from my sister, who is a mother. Hard work dealing with kids, periods, hair, make up, work, shaving, AND with men being a possible threat every night out. (I’m sure that’s the wrong order of importance, but cough cough, I think man flu is coming up again…)
I always joke with the line from Ron Weasly. “No one can feel all that. They will explode”
Why am I in this comic?
I read “be unemployed” on the last one 🤣🤣
Be unemployable.
New business idea: fortune cookie text but on tampon wrappers.
Swear to god, if I unwrap a tampon that says “help, I’m trapped in a fortune cookie factory”…
Huh, they spelled cookie wrong and used a “ch” instead of a “k”
Your lucky numbers are #ff0000
I was not red-y for that this morning
You red-y for lucky number 69? Those to earn your wings.
We’ve all been there. Do you need me to go grab something for you?
YES THIS 🤣🤣
“Now is the time to act”
"Business will go your way
Or tampon roulette: individually wrapped and bagged in sets of 6 but one has a capsaicin-saturated core. Maybe get a few friends with synced cycles so everybody draws one and waits to see who [won / lost].
but one has a capsaicin-saturated core.
do you want a pack of angry women to beat you half to death and leave that thing in your ass? because holy shit man, they’re already on their periods, shit like this is war
“Work like a champion” fuck you!
It’s walk
My 50 year old knees: “Fuck you!”
Time to get glasses
😅😂😎
go fuck yourself
I’ll have to for the next week…
…you’re a guy??? I’ve been picturing you as a 23 year old lesbian with purple hair, and 327 charm bracelets, but not worn on your wrists.
I can be whatever you want me to be if the price is good.
but as they say. no money, no honey.
Gay for pays lesser known cousin, fem for pay
Lass for Cash.
Sack tuck for a buck.
sad suck for a buck.
😭
I just hope my beard doesn’t give me away.
To be fair, nearly anyone can fuck themself regardless of gender
Edit: clarity
Broken arms eh.
Such words of wisdom from the most humble of packaging.
So is this the tampon version of the sayings on Dove chocolate wrappers?
It sounds like she is living fearlessly! So brave…
