Snail jokes are the slowest to get. Laughing in 10, 9, 8, 7… 6, 5… 4… 3… … 2… … … …, … … …, 1… … … … … … … haha

When the majority of my files were 80’s Synth-pop & Pron!!!

The stove is not hooked up, or in it’s actual spot, no gas line there. This looks like a kitchen in Asia, and the back of that stove folds down to cover the top, a very common Asian design. So the sink would be accessible if the stove were actually installed where it belongs.

It’s the master control panel to the Sex-O-Matic 9000. Good times… good times!

Ditto, I did the same. FYI, you can’t use bluetooth or screencast unless you connect it to the internet, and I didn’t really need those features.

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Coming in 2, 2.5, 3, 3.5, oh whatever. In the future Ketamine Karen will introduce a new scam / con / road safety hazard!

Can we do 11pm, I really want to sleep in.

You can’t just move holidays. Who do you think you are, the President of Venezuela?

Makes sense. It’s not a truck, car or SUV, it’s a cosplay vehicle. Lego vehicles from the toy store will outlast this shitshow.

Why are there only men in this pool? Something seems… gay!

Slowly roasted over a roaring smoky fire is the better choice. And basted in coconut oil for crispiness.

I got the grill up to temp finally. Text me when you arrive with the “food”. :)

So that’s the face wash trump uses and why he’s so orange. Mystery solved Scooby-Doo!

C) is incorrect. it should read, C) Rich people taste like stringy grainy hamburger with 98% fat.

Am I hungry or am I horny?? Is there a meal deal option?

It’s used to rub all over your chicken so thieves can’t catch and steal them. It makes it XXTRA HARD to catch. Good luck with that slippery cock.

Now Dew lube. Hello Baja Blast!!

It’s about time Sam got screwed the way he screwed others!

We all know what to do with a blue wiener!