Tampons should look like lightsabers and make a Shwung sound when you open them. Also, dye the cotton lightsaber colours. I don’t give a shit about toxic whatever the fuck, I want to desecrate something beautiful with my womanly body.
I mean, it would increase sales. But that’s because light saber. When I was a kid I would have pissed off so many women, because dumb kid + ‘lightsaber’ = pissed off adults
Tampons should look like lightsabers and make a Shwung sound when you open them. Also, dye the cotton lightsaber colours. I don’t give a shit about toxic whatever the fuck, I want to desecrate something beautiful with my womanly body.
I mean, it would increase sales. But that’s because light saber. When I was a kid I would have pissed off so many women, because dumb kid + ‘lightsaber’ = pissed off adults
I had an 18 year old boyfriend steal one because he thought it was candy, so no change there.
I could understand an 8 year old. But 18!
The crinkling set him off. In his defence I did hide my candy from him.