The wife probably:

It don’t gives a duck.

Like this, according to some expert in this field:

Ctrl + c, Ctrl + v:

Ctrl + x, Ctrl + v:

(Ok, it’s a transverse flute)

Almost like in Austin Powers:

(P.S.: Just saw that it was 1997 like FPS Redneck Rampage, which also had a “teat gun”. Now I’m curious if that was coincidence.)

You need some redshirts with you, in case of danger.

Jack Beauregard did it better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80uhW_EJ0YE&t=1m27s

*Rolls big stone away* (rest of script like Kill Bill)

Simultaneously?