Oil up bro, I’m coming
This takes me back to the days of nutting in the eclairs at the bakery I worked at.
God I loved that job.
also making manicotti. fuck i could go for some manicotti.
Reminds me of the time I got fired from the pickle factory for putting my dick in the pickle slicer.
Did she get fired too?
Why don’t you work there anymore
They caught me fucking an eclair.
The lore expands
Thank you for your service
What was it’s name?
Best damn éclairs i ever had. Shame it couldn’t last.
Sometimes that kind of perfection can only exist in small moments of time.
Think I saw you in Van Wilder
I heard they have some good fucking food there, but it didn’t taste very good.
My diet was like ninety percent pineapples though.
Give the people what they want
One lucky customer a day.
Dear lord when violet08 sees this she’s gonna post nonstop for like a week.
She and one other person have been horny posting a lot lately so I figured I’d toss one in. I send this meme to my girl sometimes.
Ayo whats happening on lemmy.
Someone should check on her to make sure she don’t drown.
She’s proven she can handle herself.
Visually SFW, scout’s honor ✌️(but fingers together).
Holy shit, someone who knows psychostick!! 🤘
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( . Y . )
8===D
T H A N K Y O U H A N K Y O U
Some people call it, “love and affection” others call it, “cum dumpster”
hey, just because she puts a paper sack over her head doesn’t mean you get to be rude to her. she’s not a cum “dumpster”. she’s a cum receptacle.
Rick and Morty reference <3
Dumpster is the brand name version of a waste receptacle. Cum receptacle would be cheaper than a cum dumpster. But I don’t yuck someone’s yum.
I wanna be someone’s eclair 😩
I put on my apron and chef’s hat
what I think I look like
what I actually look like
Beggars can’t be choosers
Are you covered in chocolate?
I could be.
( ꈍᴗꈍ)
😳
Huh, guess I’m not the only person that ‘bakes’ to Led Zeppelin.
