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SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 hours ago

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SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 hours ago
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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Depends: 300 million what?

    If it’s dollars? Sure!

    If it’s feral hogs, I guess I better learn how and get to building ASAP!

    Edit: Oh wait, re-read it! It seems I get the 300 million feral hogs in advance?

    Yeah, I DEFINITELY won’t be able to construct anything while some lunatic desperately attempts to cram hundreds of millions of deadly swine into my 3rd floor apartment 😬

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    Can I still use it to power AI?

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    What’s the money even worth without my tater time? :(

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    How the hell would I be able to keep track of those 3 days without a potato clock? 😩

    • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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      no rules against lemon clocks

    • pewpew@feddit.it
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      Just count every second, easy

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      I am a potato, does this mean if I check the time during the competition that I am disqualified even if I did not physically construct a potato clock?

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    I never understood why in the US (North America? Europe?) children do this experiment with potatoes. Use a citric fruit instead, much better at moving ions around.

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      Probably because potatoes are less messy than citrus fruits. No teacher wants to deal with an even stickier classroom.

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      I think its because potatoes rot a lot slower giving the kid time to enjoy the clock.

    • r8KNzcU8TzCroexsE2xbWC@lemmy.ca
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      I think it’s because every American thinks they’re Irish

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        But potatoes are from the Americas

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          If you go back far enough, it’s all Pangaea 🤷

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  • UltraHamster64@lemmy.world
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    NOOOOOOOOOO

  • MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io
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    RIP Cave Johnson

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    Slightly off topic, but I’m curious if anyone here knows how to overclock a potato.

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      It depends on whether the BIOS is unlocked.

      (Baked Input/Output Spud)

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    Yeah, I could probably do it.

    300 million what, though?

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      Grams of gravel

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        Fuck yeah, dude. I can never have enough gravel.

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      Potatoes for the potato clocks you build after the three days

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        Wow, that’s like way more than $10 worth of potatoes.

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      Yeah

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        Ok, then yeah, I’d like to try. Do you need my credit card, or do you take Venmo?

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          It’s lice. You get 300 million lice.

          Now, can you build the potato clocked, huh?

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            Damn. One day it’ll be something good. Ok, just add it to the lice pile over there.

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    Ain’t worth it. I need potato clocks too badly.

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    Mr. Wizard would have loved this… RIP

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    Yeah no, I’m not passing up on my integrity just to get 300 mio. Unbelievable

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