MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown

Oh! The humidity!

Bold of you to assume my floor is level.

Brown is the new orange

Even more unbelievable is that anyone would spend $10-$12 on one vending machine drink in the middle of a ten minute interview.

11-006-2025 ?

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Does Portal 2 count…?

I remember enjoying Left 4 Dead back in the day.

Turns out the monster is the friends we made along the way.

Sweet monitor frame! Where can I get one of those.

a magnet powerful enough to disturb the electrons in flash would be powerful enough to suck the iron out of your blood cells.

🎶Nobody goes off trail!🎵

Windows 11 ended support for vertical taskbars and the default setting is along the bottom with the tasks centered. You can change the “taskbar alignment” setting to “left” but that just aligns the tasks to the left side of the bar. There apparently was a registry hack that allowed you to move the taskbar, but that got patched out by the time my work updated my workstation

Hey Windows, set my taskbar to run vertically along the left side of my screen. 🖕

I didn’t even see the piano! Now it makes sense.

What is it good for?

Someone oughta tell them about deez

Boring everyday stuff like reading notifications without pulling out your phone, watching videos on public transit, watching a tutorial while working on a project, reading a recipe while cooking, navigation, watching whatever people watch when they get high, text magnification for folks who need it…

2 if I’m cutting with a knife, 3 for cake, 5 for pie, 1 for a shitty salad bar salad just for the nostalgia, and 4 for that hard to reach spot between the shoulder blades.

Absolute madlad!