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Basketball was invented using peach baskets. So the NBA will have to become the National Fruitball League (NFL)

Or BIPM

> emerge pussy —deep —pretend

Not through my scalp or soles.

Not for long! 🍻

A pretty peony.

Is it about all the maga twitter accounts having foreign origins. Or am I missing something else.

Counterpoint to 1: Your microbiome is massive. You are constantly emitting bacteria. It surrounds you in a cloud like Pig Pen from the Peanuts comics. The reason you have different bacteria on your face and balls is not because they can’t get from one place to the other; it is because they can’t survive/compete there.

If you’re still hung up about your own towel, have you ever considered the implications of oral sex? How is it too whatever to intermingle your own bacteria upon yourself, but it’s perfectly acceptable to subject your partner to an even more invasive bacterial exchange. And if even that extent of biome crossover was sufficiently meaningful, why doesn’t my face smell like pussy yet?

On the package? Yes.
At a restaurant? Not usually.

Vinegar mommy: Oh honey. I am gonna transform you!

Snook

More like Halo Finite, amiright?

Counterpoint

Don’t get me wrong. I love me a nuanced conversation about the intersections of sustainability and accessibility. If you want to, we can have that.

But this is a shitpost community. Posts here aren’t really expected to conform to reality, let alone provide exhaustive coverage of all cases. This stupid shitpost also neglects to consider folks who need to have fluids introduced intravenously and the plastic waste created by single use saline bags, or the material/lifetime of the cup in which a straw is used. This is a dumb meme about the choices that some people make with the options that they have. It is not an indictment against the people to which those options may not be available.

Agreed, and also makes it readily known that that is what you are doing.

The sneakier more user friendly way to implement it would be to require the second correct attempt only if the user has made an incorrect attempt since the last successful login.

It rejects the first [correct] login attempt (it’s worded poorly). It assumes that a brute force attacker will try any given password once and move on, while a human user will think they made a typo and try again. This works until the attacker realizes that it takes two attempts, in which case it merely doubles the attempts required to breach the account, and simply requiring an additional password character would be vastly more effective.

Check my spelling again.

Here’s a helpful mnemonic: “Jet Li got eczema from radiation poisoning”

Li - as in Jet Li
nu - as in nuculer radiation
x - as in eczema

Li-nu-x

edit: spacing

And the front of it.