Palantir & Pals

Apparently soon after it became the neglected responsibility of adults to parent billionaires.

It isn’t like creepy rightwing ultrawealthy men with shadowy connections to pedophiles and other criminals own those companies they are uploading the photos to!

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Oh wait…

“Hi Boss!”

I trust Sam Altman less than I trust what random internet advertisements say.

I think a better solution is to ban techbros from giving serious economic or cultural advice and take computers away from business majors.

Sometimes when I think about watching porn I feel guilty and bad about myself and then other times I see somebody rejoice in the righteousness of banning porn and I think “This feels good! This is a good thing!” and I pump my fist in rhythm to the speaker as I masturbate to righteousness and self hatred, ah yes this feels deeper and more spiritual than just physically pleasuring myself! Here is our path forward, here is MY path forward :)

Fuck Discord

It is called Sea Plastic please use the correct industry term or we will have to censor your comments.

Everyone who was casually onboard with this because it felt righteous can fuck off.

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Yeah AI is an acceleration of that, which is why it sucks.

Fuck AI

There are so many levels to hell I haven’t even heard of.

Libiberty City

No Kings!

I am a potato, does this mean if I check the time during the competition that I am disqualified even if I did not physically construct a potato clock?

This is why you need a presidential aide to wake you up Don, you can’t keep firing them just because waking up always puts you in a tantrum.

Kash never got past L in school so would he even be aware of them?

Fuck AI