Self proclaimed fans of Jesus portraying him as a fan of one of the least faithful 1911s is quite on brand.
In Luke, Jesus tells his followers to sell off some of their clothes to buy weapons so this is not totally out of the realm of possibility
Dual wielding .50 cal 7-shot revolvers. The only handguns that make a Desert Eagle look small.
would have thought he’d have preferred
…a nail gun.
That’s the gun of a carpenter.
Love that answer, stealing it!
jesus was jewish, so
What is this?
a jewish gun
Yes it’s an Isreali gun, but I was asking what the model was. It’s an IWI Tavor.
Jesus would either rock a Styer AUG or a FN P90 because they are objectively the coolest guns
FN P90 because they are objectively the coolest guns
I wanted to have a differing opinion, but then you said objectively, and I realized you used it right. Damn it.
I mean maybe Jesus has different criteria for firearm selection than objective coolness
Look. If he’s God incarnate, then he would know what’s up. They all shoot bullets, right?
He also had some things to say about the rich so maybe he prefers a Kalashnikov
Humble but demonstrably reliable? Maybe.
But when I look at the aug? Divinity.
I was thinking a Taurus Judge…
A Sig? Jesus would need to pray to himself that the gun doesn’t go off and shoot his holy dick off.
Ask him how he got those holes in his hands…
