Senior Chief Petty Officer. Starfleet is in my blood, and I’ve spent my entire adult life in service to boldly going.

Keiko and Molly are my favorite humans, but Transporter Room 3 will always be my favorite.

Just don’t ask who what’s in the pattern buffer.

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  • Matter=energy=matter.

    If you can replicate matter with energy, you can turn matter into energy.

    First you use a little wall power or even solar power, replicate some chargeable power cells, and then hey look you’ve got some portable replicating that will work without an obvious power source.

    And as long as you have enough matter on hand to convert to energy, you have enough power to replicate things until we replicate space tech like deflector dishes and bussard collectors to soak in all that tasty hydrogen that’s just laying around all over the universe.

    Jaysus, Keiko, it’s like you don’t even listen to me when we’re having dinner…

    back to the pattern buffer for you I guess…


  • First thing anyone with matter replicators needs to do is IMMEDIATELY replicate 100 replicators and send them to enough countries that there’s no WAY for any corporation or rich fuck to quash it and maintain dominance.

    Replicators would immediately destroy any economic system because no economic system would be needed when everything you can think of is a button press away.

    Honestly any version of replicators…









  • That’s actually a common misconception.

    It’s not because Japanese ninjas are bad at being ninjas, it’s just that other countries ninjas are completely invisible to the naked eye.

    Obviously we all know we can see our own country’s ninjas, but other countries are invisible.

    Thanks to years of cultural import/export, most humans can naturally see Japanese ninjas.

    So congrats, if you can see a Japanese ninja, you’re actually just close to being a weeb.



  • At least my parents church has the decency to give first time visitors a free 6oz cup of coffee.

    I decided a long time ago that if I ever walk in and don’t recognize anyone, and someone thinks I’m a visitor who didn’t grow up there, I’m going to start quoting Bible verses about how selling shit inside the church is wrong and I would be channeling the righteous anger of Jesus himself if I flipped all their tables and whipped them.

    Unfortunately despite the fact that I have been there twice in 10 years, people still recognize me.