My sister and I would make people around us uncomfortable with our “fighting” but the second someone tries to butt in and take one side, we both would jump down their throats that they have no right to talk shit about the other sibling. And Your Deity help you if you actually raise a hand against one sibling, because you might catch a baseball bat in the neck from the other.
It’s like my mother. I am allowed to call my mom an asshole for certain things, but the second someone else does it, that’s not cool.






It’s called “executive dysfunction” and it doesn’t make you lazy.