Butthead’s a Lefty?

I once got a whole freaking glider. Multiple piece frame, paper wings and tailfin that were rolled up… It was awesome!

Nintendo started off making playing cards, that’s why their logo is a [Remainder of comment removed due to Cease and Desist]

I definitely remember a chick known as “Stuffer” that would moan in pain/ecstasy as her husband would shove impossibly large turnips in her asshole.

She stayed quiet when she would fist/stuff herself though, guess she didn’t have to act when she was alone…

There’s a part of me that wants to go and try and find all of that stuff, and another part of me that’s wondering wtf is wrong with the other part.

Stile Project is a name I haven’t heard in a long time…

I remember my sister showing me 2 girls 1 cup, trying to shock me & I countered with “Return of the Japscat”

I “won” that round…

I can never keep up with all these flags…

They should just make all their data open source and release it to the public so it can be properly preserved!

/s

Organizing my downloads has been on my to do list for… Four, I think? Yeah, four… phones…

Well, my corn maze just got really weird…

Still better odds than winning the lottery!

For every time someone eats gas station sushi, someone has to eat a PB&J from a 5-Star restaurant to maintain the balance of the universe; otherwise you get weird things happening like The Fruit of the Loom logo losing the cornucopia, or Donald Trump becoming president.

They also led me to believe that quicksand would be a bigger hazard in everyday life.

Suck my dick and balls. I’m shit posting on Lemmy!

Expert mode is the tongs that were locked closed when they went into the drawer, and have now expanded 3x the size they should be

Never heard of “High Noon”?

I recognize that Canon ink cartridge…

Yes, that will print, lol. It will smell weird, and not be very crisp, but it will put something on the paper.

2. The Cult of Mithras

…Led by a powerful high priest…

That’s totally Ra’s al Ghul!

Also, why does this work!?

NGL, I would totally read a Roman Empire Batman series.

an add every 5-10min that lasts from 5-40s. Who the hell can actually enjoy a movie or a TV show in these conditions?

Everything comes full circle…

As a kid watching TV, about 30% of the runtime of a show was commercials. Us old people are used to that kind of advertising presence, hell, people used to watch the Super Bowl specifically for the commercials!

Not saying it’s a good thing, just saying that the corporate CEOs of today grew up with it, so it’s “normal” to them.

Nose in the stink, tongue in the pink