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What are those two little pockets for? I can see one has the shape of handcuffs, and the radio. But those two smaller ones are eluding me.
They’re for little baggies of drugs, for planting on victims.
One of the many calls of the void I experience frequently.
“What if I jump from here?” is my favorite.


My favourite part is “repeatedly”
I’ve seen this happen myself lol. Got a gun pointed right in my face because the batshit crazy girl i was with grabbed the gun out of the holster
How?! Every cop I’ve seen has a proper holster to prevent that. If you know how they work you might snatch it, but it would still be a bit awkward.
It was in a poor / underdeveloped country. There wasn’t anything because she just grabbed it right out of there
She sounds sweet, if perhaps a little bit psycho
I could fix her
Obligatory warning/infodump:
- This is dangerous and will get you in trouble when caught
- Almost all police holsters have basic locks on them; some are just a leather strap with a snap button, some are hard plastic loops with a lever/button to release the pistol
- 1312/ACAB
This is actually a great idea and everyone should do it
I’m going to piggy back on this comment because there are different ‘levels’ for holsters:
You are over-encumbered (from the other 7468 Officers’ Service Weapons)
Don’t worry, it’s steal not pickpocket. Simply move the gun out of his sight and then steal it.
Put a bucket over his head and you can take the entire set.
lol I’m watching someone play Skyrim right now, and they are playing as a master thief lol
What’s with this guys ass?
Hank Hill joined the police.
Its just a dump truck with a flat tire
BRUH
I have never heard this before and it’s hilarious.
Looks like a oversized wallet in his back pocket,










