What are those two little pockets for? I can see one has the shape of handcuffs, and the radio. But those two smaller ones are eluding me.
One of the many calls of the void I experience frequently.
“What if I jump from here?” is my favorite.


My favourite part is “repeatedly”
I’ve seen this happen myself lol. Got a gun pointed right in my face because the batshit crazy girl i was with grabbed the gun out of the holster
How?! Every cop I’ve seen has a proper holster to prevent that. If you know how they work you might snatch it, but it would still be a bit awkward.
It was in a poor / underdeveloped country. There wasn’t anything because she just grabbed it right out of there
She sounds sweet, if perhaps a little bit psycho
I could fix her
Obligatory warning/infodump:
- This is dangerous and will get you in trouble when caught
- Almost all police holsters have basic locks on them; some are just a leather strap with a snap button, some are hard plastic loops with a lever/button to release the pistol
- 1312/ACAB
This is actually a great idea and everyone should do it
I’m going to piggy back on this comment because there are different ‘levels’ for holsters:
You are over-encumbered (from the other 7468 Officers’ Service Weapons)
Don’t worry, it’s steal not pickpocket. Simply move the gun out of his sight and then steal it.
Put a bucket over his head and you can take the entire set.
lol I’m watching someone play Skyrim right now, and they are playing as a master thief lol
What’s with this guys ass?
Hank Hill joined the police.
Its just a dump truck with a flat tire
BRUH
I have never heard this before and it’s hilarious.
Looks like a oversized wallet in his back pocket,









