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This really is a shitpost.
I don’t recall the trade name, but my uncle had a service that utilized Laserdiscs to remove poo.
It was a huge upgrade from his Beta Max.
and they float into the sky where they turn into stars
The poo dropped right on someone’s car.
All shit leads to Brisbane, I guess.
The Lord works in mysterious ways.
Human waste management systems in a nutshell.
Out of sight, out of mind.
Out of flight
This is an inferior product compared to my patented CatapoopTM and TrepoocheTM
I bet you’re still envious of VaPOOriser.
But yours don’t also deplete our precious helium supply…?
I refuse to share the details of my proprietary technology with a competitor
Aw shit, did you finally figure out helium trebuchets!?
And do they add to plastic waste?
Maybe in Heaven? But I reckon they’ve got the ability to sort it out up there.
Trepooche, the superior pooch machine as inspired by the superior siege engine
Heretical trigonometry has no place in God’s poop disposal system.
Literal shit post
oh, oh! … wait! … oh! … I see it!!! … it’s over my house!!!
Was looking for this comment. 👏
I cannot stop laughing at the first photo with the dog looking like it’s actually watching the flying poop go up. What even lol
Is that Jack Black?
i hate that it looks like jack black playing jim carrey playing andy kaufman
getting a worse rating than shallow hal is wild
Which is crazy because that movie is funny.
First thing I thought of when i saw this post!
Yesss was going to comment this!
That’s so weird, I was just talking about this movie today. Probably the first time I’ve mentioned it since I saw it 20 years ago.
What happened to the good old putting it into a paper bag, put the paper bag on one of your enemies’ front entrance, set the paper bag of fire, ring the door bell, run away, and watch from a safe distance?
He called the shit poop!
Have you not heard about drone warfare? You can set these on fire, too!
health safety regs, damn OSHA
imagine walking down the street and a bag of dog poop falls on your head
No
It already happens with birds, so it’s not such a big change, if that’s the price of human progress.
Something similar seems to have occured in South Korea, where North Koreans would send balloons filled with shit and propaganda
Wasn’t it the other way around, or am I remembering wrong?
No, it was a response to South Koreans sending balloons with movies and other media about the outside
I feel like I’d be far less inclined to hear out their propaganda if it was packaged with shit lol
Maybe it is not in a bag because the bag popped after an incident with a tern
really expecting that gif to end differently
Ugh fucking corpos stealing my ideas, I’ve been flinging baggies of dog poo into the sky since 1996.
Fling and forget!
