7% on Rotten Tomatoes lol

Open to Lemmy, like we can subscribe with a Lemmy account? Do you have a Lemmy link (like the !community@server format)?

Amaryllis spelled backwards is Sillyrama

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My place is too small to keep a lot of books, so the library has become my new extended bookshelf. It’s a pretty short walk from my place too, which is nice.

Is going “la la la” acceptable?

This needs a Gowron edit

But can I fix door hinges?

I would simply use $250 million to buy replacement door hinges for the ones I can’t fix during that time. Easy peasy.

My brother in christ, you chose the instance.

Not to mention, it’s not like there’s a study showing that it’s impossible to ever change people’s minds. If you want to try to convince someone even though you most likely won’t, it doesn’t make it pointless.

I’m not convinced the pig is actually operating that airplane.

“I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.”

-Demetri Martin

I don’t know why but “helpo” cracks me up.

a little scenery, if you catch my drift

You’re leaving a review for Hooters; there’s really no need for subtlety.

I didn’t even know we were trying.

This might just be me, but when this happens does anyone else have these weird existential thoughts during the head-rush, like “I am really alive right now” or “I’m going to remember this moment forever”?

Lawyers hate this one trick