DETECTIVE: Hey so we’ve run known photos of your suspect through facial recognition on the cameras in the area of interest. No luck.

OFFICER: Witnesses say he was wearing juggalo makeup at the time

DETECTIVE: Hang on *keyboard sounds*. Oh yeah one match. Here ya go.

I guess maybe if we make it a societal norm that we all go out in Juggalo makeup. And change the pattern every time.

It’ll be a bitch if Mike is hairy, otherwise probably just really inconvenient

I guess depending on the size

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I mean a data center barge or one in Antarctica would do much the same and be wildly cheaper and (relatively) more practical.

Adding them didn’t bother me. Actively subverting my choice to not use them did.

The day I went to install something with APT and it forced installed the Snap with no easy way to tell it not to was the last day I ever ran Ubuntu on my PC

You can use it for Flatpaks which works great for a lot of people.

Nah. The state I used to live in I wouldn’t say either of those things.

Pinning your versions just means updating will be a pain, and you’ll probably start running outdated containers that are security risks.

It’s not like you’re doing code audits every updates anyway. Just use containers that are established and seem trustworthy. It’s all you can really do.

I live literally a dozen miles from a launch pad 🫠

My apartment windows rattle from them

You’re good, but Sony recently announced that going forward their TVs will be made by TCL. It’ll still be branded Sony but it’s not, really.

Netcup was okay for me. I used to have one of their ARM VPSs

It could even grab metadate of every traffic in your wifi

Nah it’s on a separate vlan

It probably has a temperature sensor (knows when you open your windows). It probably has a movement sensor hence beeing able to grab vibration data…like do you walk around, when, how much, more than one person.

To what end?

It could also act as part of a DDoS attack or be used as a domestic ip proxy.

Maybe. Being a major brand I’m sure some network nerds would notice these kind of packets at some point. But that’s probably the most realistic.

This is why mine has no camera

Go ham. Most data you’re getting out of me is my floor layout lmao.

No. The strength of Torrenting is that a bunch of slow connections can combine into one fast download.

Because to get the serialized part, you still have to be approved for the purchase through background checks

Unless you get it secondhand. Then you just kinda… Skip all that. Legally.

Yeah. Works for pepper not for salt.

[email protected] is right there

No it’s not nearly as active as reddit but you can post there and get plenty of replies.

Just like on reddit there was /r/technology and /r/tech… Which do you choose?

Choose the bigger one of course. That’s all. On Lemmy they can have the same name but the search feature shows how many subscribers there are. It’s pretty clear usually which to pick.

But everyone can see all of them and it’s not a big deal if you post to a smaller community because a ton of Lemmy users look at the All feed so it will show up anyway.

Banana for scale