Trans folks ‘know’ how magnets work.
He must think his god is very weak if all it takes are magnets to… uh make you forget about him? What exactly does he even mean by magnets sucking god from people’s minds? Wait, maybe it’s a bad attempt at a blowjob joke?
What a weak god. My patron goddess has survived waves of mass persecution of her most dedicated followers for over a millennium. This guy can’t handle a magnet?
I guess “Nobody knows what magnets are” is a thing now in US.
I guess the yellow man was speaking on behalf of the average US citizen…
It’s just a lazy coverup. Everyone know they’re using 5g to do that.
looks at my spare bag of neodymium magnets 👀
Is this how they get parasites out these days? I guess I should get on with the times…
If I knew how to use magic magnets to remove Christianity from people’s heads I would have started doing it long ago
2015 oof. Obviously the god killing athiest magnets didn’t pan out
Worse than that… they’re probably researching if they can reverse this and make their neighbors racist
Judging by how shitty the world has become they already have. I wouldn’t be surprised if billionaires test social media algorithms and fox programs on people with a brain scanning hat on to make sure the racism center of the brain is lighting up
Our society is not that different from the 15th century.
We are just apes with pants
We’re apes forced to wear pants because of arbitrary rules.
If given the choice, I’d still wear pants in the winter but I might consider not wearing them in warm weather
is given a choice i’d move to ireland so it’s socially acceptable to wear a utilikilt
edit: you know what fuck social acceptability anyone got a good utilikilt website
It’s something like Kleenex. It’s a specific brand, but got used generically. The rivet pattern around the crotch is the company’s trademark (and they’re not shy about suing others over it), but there are canvas kilts out there otherwise.
I feel like I’ve seen one or two tactikilts irl over the years, and I didn’t think anything beyond “oh, cool,” and then going about the rest of my day.
Really depends on where you live, I’m sure. But around my area of the US, I don’t think most people would even look twice, let alone give a shit haha. You’d probably get more compliments, and friendly questions, than scorn.
The name brand version is honestly the best.
Speak for yourself. I’m naked.
Transvestigations are the new witch hunts
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
Y’all can laugh at this, but I tried it and it worked (not even trans).
Thing is, I am now stuck with this homeless god. Anyone has any idea what to do with it? Can I properly recycle it somewhere?
Have you tried sticking it in a tortoise?
oooh a Small Gods reference, nice
Yeah just wherever you go recycle batteries, there should be a slot for it.
When left to rot, god will turn into holy water
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I’m not even Catholic and I want to send this guy to the Inquisition for heresy
Establishing that god is ferrous or an electric field feels like it should be a heresy
What’s god going to do to stop me? Get stuck to the fridge?
oOOooooOOOooo look at god displaying my D- in theology to all the kitchen
