What does pence means?

Genius is the one who censored mother instead of fucker

meeeeow

Both are terrorists organisations disguised as a country in my book

Nades actually

OK, but did he found Mort yet?

True

Good point, why don’t we all just put all of Earths debt into one persons debt (Elon Musk for example) and everyone will be forgiven for all of debts? Something similar has already been done cca 2000 years ago, why not again?

15? Rookie numbers :3

This is your sign to not invite her to your birthday on a castle trampoline

Biggus Dickus

Fun fact: Sun Tzu never in his life said “thank you” to anyone, this is due to the fact that he didn’t speak english.

I only accept Uranium straws :3

My only way of communication is through dark and morbid jokes, since forever.

Kid named Finger:

True, but also it would be cool if you could know what microbiome specifically lives in your poop but I’m not sure that’s possible with cameras or similar technology

WTF is their obsession with -oid?

Like, I noticed similar on 4tran4 subreddit, they use nouns ending with -oid for some reason example “passoid” or in this case “foid” also I barely remember hearing “femoid” but like, so stupid

I love food delivery jobs, i am everywhere yet I am nowhere

Communism is when I call you good puppy :3 and you all happy snuggle with me :3

I just did 🥵🥵 what now?