Rookie numbers.

I don’t have enough mass for that.

0/10 not femboy milk :(

Don’t worry, they are just planning how to take over the world again.

“Can I delete root directory, please 🥺🥺?”

“Of course 👍”

This dude knew all along

Can you breath between water?

Feline anarchy is the only valid. Human whole purpose is to server cats. Fuck everyone else.

Fuck capitalism, fuck communism, fuck fascism, fuck everyone. FELINE ANARCHY!!!

We are just monkeys with main character syndrome.

Can we eat the military?

Har har har har har

Aliens not going anywhere, I am eating them for lunch.

bites you

Oficeer took it because he wanted to read but didn’t want to pay.

Cheeseburger

I’ll bite you even if I am not hungry.

I bet you do oxygen.

Caffeine and alcohol