How about don’t put anything in your anus unless it was specifically designed to go there

I think you might be on to something

Nearly half of Americans think dinosaurs coexisted with people

Random thing I just learned. The other day, I heard the news refer to the company Glock. 33 years of life and I had no idea Glock was a brand name. I thought it was a word for a type of gun, like rifle is a type of gun

I’m tired of well-meaning people advising me not to pay attention to the news

The first I heard of Swift’s engagement was reporters asking Trump to react, cause every fucking thing is about Trump

In my first year of university, I had an English professor who went on a long rant about people using apostrophes incorrectly. They said they once had a student put an apostrophe in the word “as”, presumably because the s looked lonely. They said these are the people who are gonna be working at the grocery store, writing signs saying “apple’s 50% off”