Why not become a farmer? You can abuse hundreds of animals every day and eventually kill them.
Donkeys are such sweeties. I’ve never met one that hasn’t been a happy, friendly little critter.
Mules are the ones you gotta worry about being total dickheads.
When I first heard about HeeHaw, I legit teared up. Bonds with equines is something different than anything else. I’ve never been closer to any creature, both human and animal, than I have been with my horses. I can’t imagine how devastated HeeHaw’s family is…
This cop deserves to be stripped of everything at the very least. He should go to prison, but I’d settle for him being fired and being unable to own a gun or be a cop ever again.
fired
*fired at
Justice for Heehaw!
I feel kinda weird about that particular picture being used as a meme… This was when bush was told about 911.
I don’t know… Seems kinda… Insensitive.
We’re coming up on the 25th anniversary, and the Internet has never been known for its sensitivity.
Context?
This is just pure stupid. You go to someone’s farm, unannounced, I assume enter their pasture, and then get surprised when one of the animals comes up to you and start making noise? He’s lucky he didn’t catch a bullet for wandering into someone’s property unannounced.
How about this, take his gun away, and I know a field that has a bull in rut that might have the “missing person” he was looking for, he can go right out in the middle and look around all he likes.
that fucking cop should go straight to jail, charged with torturing an animal, charged with killing an animal, charged for trespassing, charged for destruction of property, then swiftly convicted and sentenced to a decade or more in prison without parole. and upon release never be allowed to own firearms again, never be allowed to work in law enforcement or private security or private investigation ever again, and be barred from working or living with animals.
and that’s my nice, measured, restrained, internet friendly reply.
This isn’t like Harambe. The way to make Harambe equivalent would be if Harambe was killed because some cop wandered into his enclosure while looking for a missing person and managed to shoot him before Harambe ripped his arms off for trying to taze him.

officials have launched an investigation into the shooting and placed the unidentified officer on administrative leave
Funny; that’s the same thing that happens when they shoot black people
Unions are very effective at protecting members, 'tis unfortunate that police unions are the last really effective ones.
Back on the right timeline?! 😄


What’s your goal here?
personally?
to stop ejaculating into my chilli for the neighborhood chilli cookoff.
I swear it’s the only reason I have won six years in a row.
Never stop ejaculating I believe in you.
American police are the biggest pussies on the planet.
I can think of one bigger.

Gross
If I think what is happening is happening, it better not be.
Fuck the police.
Fuck the police.
Yo, I said fuck 'em!
Police is the best example of Maslow’s hammer: “it is tempting, if the only tool you have is a hammer, to treat everything as if it were a nail.”
I find the reverse to also be true.
It is tempting, when an object needs percussive adjustment, to treat every tool as if it were a hammer.
It was needed to shunt the universe back to the way it was!










