I’ve honestly been considering trying to find a race ar bed that’ll fit a queen size mattress.

I sure do love being a wage slave in the good ol US of A.

🥲

I don’t use biometrics for anything.

Thank you lol

cheers

Having POTS be like

My little sister’s voicemail says something along the lines of , “Hi, I’m either sleeping or playing video games. Leave a message and maybe I’ll call back”

I was friends with a young raccoon that was being rehabbed by a family friend. The lil dude was already imprinted on people so he couldn’t be released into the wild. He and I could match each other’s energy and we’d get into so much trouble together. Then he grew up and got fat and lazy. I was very disappointed because he was no longer an agent of chaos and I was.

7

I pay for google 1 storage so I can keep my meme archive going. Idk what I’ll do when I run out

Me except I’ll be 28 in 2 months. People constantly remind me how I’m getting closer to 30.

Like stop pls. I didn’t sign up for this whole aging thing and it sucks

My mom had “Parenting the Strong-Willed Child”

It did not help her at all. Only thing that actually helped was the right depression meds after trying so many for like 12 years.

I was fired with no warning in the middle of the day on a Tuesday. Turns out I was the fall guy when the department had to cut costs because all the projects the director was coming up with to save money were actually costing the place more to implement. They said I wasn’t good enough, but my one buddy there told me my work was just fine.

Gave me some bad self-esteem issues that I’m still working on years later, but I did get a WAY better job 4 days after being fired. Last I heard they’ve gone through 5 people trying to fill in my position after they realized they needed me.

5, obviously

Thank you!

I have a bunch of shit going down at work and it’s getting to me

Miguel

The last fast food trend I took part in with friends was the grimace shake at McDonald’s. I puked so much from such a small amount…

Well fuck. I work at an MSP and we sell exclusively sell computers. 💀

I thought beware of dog signs were to cover your ass if you have an aggressive dog or to just keep people off your property.

My neighbor regularly brought her granddaughter to my yard to play and visit my dogs without my consent and didn’t stop when I asked her to. I got a beware of dog sign and she got the hint. My dogs aren’t aggressive or anything. I just don’t want her to sue me if her granddaughter gets hurt on my property.