🎶 there’s no cock like horse cock. Send your asshole into shock 🎶

Oh shit I legit forgot about the transition arc. My bad.

The whole thing is wild. I went down a rabbit hole of sonichu and chris-chan for a solid two days when I found out about him.

Sonichu comes to mind immediately

I hope he washes out as a cop because we need more good people in the world.

I went to a no kings protest today and some jackass stopped in front of the bulk of the protestor and rolled coal intentionally. I’ve never seen a cop go after someone so fast in my entire life. I’ve also never seen a cop actually support the no kings cause. I had a good conversation with the dude earlier in the protest and he is a brand new cop and seems to me like he won’t be a cop for long. Acab, because the ones who aren’t bastards or don’t turn into bastards don’t make it as cops for long.

I’ve been really passionate about space. My bday is on the anniversary of the moon landing, and my one aunt has always reminded me of the fact. My great grandfather worked for NASA and my aunt gave me his stargazing binoculars that his brother gave him when he got hired at NASA. That part of my family instilled a huge love of science in me, esp space stuff. I wanna go to space more than anything, but I don’t have the brains or constitution to be an astronaut. So I just daydream, stargaze, and write poems about the cosmos.

You’re doing God’s work.

7, but only so I can regale House with the saga that was my lupus diagnosis.

Once on the highway a kid made a lil heart at me with his hands from a bus window and I flipped him off and he and his friends lost their minds. It was hilarious.

I was thinking just kicking one like a soccer ball lol. But maybe tripwires. Or banana peels for peak comedy

So are these things useless if the get knocked into their back?

I wfh and fuck around all day and apparently I’m also one of the most productive employees. I have no idea how, but whatever lmao. I got a raise doing this so I’m not gonna change anything lol

There’s so many omg. Fuckin hilarious. I love this shit.

How do you even discover that that’s your fetish. I have so many questions

The more this thread teaches me, the more I realize that me wanting a cute girl to pull my hair isn’t so crazy.

Do people really want the whole “be used as a sex toy any time” thing? I do not understand that at all, tbh. I’m not judging y’all or whatever, it’s just a very confusing concept to me. But sex is also a very complicated thing for me because of some shit I went through in my last relationship.

100000000%

Oh shit are we resurrecting our boi?

I fucking ADORE dat boi