7 because I need more mouse bites
backup plan of 2, brewstew would probably provide some good in flight entertainment, and sitting next to muscle man could be Alright
Beware horse girls! It’s a trap!
Also, the goddess is a lush. Don’t offer her any booze!
9, maybe I can peg bbno$ too. 😏
House. He’d ignore me the whole time.
3, sitting between beavis and butthead would be epic.
5, I can count on some silence.
Are you kidding me? Jay won’t ever shut the hell up, so he’ll be talking to you the whole flight about shit
Might get a good buzz, or at least a plug which can be useful.
5 or 1
definitely 7. idk who the person in front is, but I’m SURE Dr. House would be so entertaining to sit next to and Charlie is literally the best possible person to sit behind me.
- Don’t tell me, I don’t want to know.
someone do tell him, I want to know
The pink-haired one is kind albeït a bit slow. The white-haired one is probably smuggling contraband and is not afraid to trample you in an emergency. Beating up Beavis for snickering at their horse ears constitutes an emergency.
They’re horse girls, but is there another factor here?
your bravery is seen
10
Same
Say I picked four, may I touch the ears?
My man, I can’t grow up on Kevin Smith films and miss the opportunity to sit between him and Jason Mewes. Are we kidding?
kevins films are nice and all, but does he ever have anything of value to actually say?
He can tell you more about Superman vs Giant Spider. And probably a gajillion other interesting stories about Hollywood eccentrics.
I’m just worried there might be a typo on my ticket and he decides to enact the law
if thats a referential joke, sadly im without the wisdom to enjoy it
thanks!
That’s the best seat, because that’s how you end up in some random adventure.
- Lemmy was by all accounts a genuinely great guy. (I know, this the shitposting community)
He was, had a long chat with him at rainbow bar and grill in the early 2000s. Great guy.
1 or 9. I love both Ozzy’s and Lemmy’s music too much to pass it up.
They aren’t giving a concert at 10000’
They both still have crazy life stories, maybe some advice as well.
please do not take advice on any topic from mr osbourne
They’re both dead, so probably not any more.
Obviously next to House. He wants his seat neighbors to stfu and let him sleep. I want the same. It’s perfect.
Plus it’s got the easiest access to the lavatory.
Five minutes into the flight, he’s going to have this really nervous, embraced look on his face. Ten minutes in, he’s going to be fidgeting and kinda trying to catch your attention. Fifteen minutes in, he’s going to give you the most exasperated sigh and announce “It’s lupus. You’ve got lupus. You need to begin treatment as soon as we land.”
I’m unclear whether that’s supposed to be a deterrent from sitting there.
So what. I’m sleeping, remember?
That’s not House. It’s George, Prince Regent.
Bertie Wooster would be a blast on a plane
Won’t stop him from diagnosising you with Lupus
Problem is that you’re still pretty close to Butt-Head (I assume Muscle Man is polite enough to be reasonably quiet). Granted you get an aisle seat so you can occasionally “go to the bathroom” to get some peace and quiet (edit: and House might be willing to slip Beavis and Butt-Head, the former especially, some Vicodin for you because he also wants them to shut up.)
Then again, sitting in or near the very back might save your life with Beavis and Butt-Head aboard. (edit 2: Forgot this wouldn’t be possible after 9/11.)
