I was in an airport once looking for an outlet, spotted one from across the way and was quite disappointed to find out that they make stickers of outlets

“You’re in love” would have been a funnier last line lol

Yeah, it’s definitely a non-starter

That’s the Mechanics. You’re thinking about a tomato based sauce with herbs

That’s the whole grain truth

My wife is a pain in the ass 😏

So it keeps you up, too, eh?

They were having the time of their lives spinning that mike, like kids flipping a half empty plastic bottle at the party

I used a ruler all the way down the left side then added the hats and feetsies to all the "I"s

Well the pic implies that she was arrested for making the phone call

Once upon a time, there was a snail who was tired of being slow.

He went out and bought a fast sports car, had a custom paint job done with an ‘S’ on the hood, and installed a spoiler to make it go faster.

Everywhere the snail went, people would comment on his amazing car. He felt pretty good about it until one day, while stopped at a traffic light, a little old lady walked up and said, “That’s a nice car, young man. But what’s the ‘S’ for?”.

The snail smiled and replied, “Well, you see, when people see me zipping past them, they say, ‘Look at that S-car-go!’”.

I agree with you and the other team members good luck in your future endeavors and your family and family and family and family and family and family

420/69

Uhh, you mean like the shoe company?

Fresh squeezed lemon right at the end, when you’re turning off the heat

The billionaires are the cancer. AI is just the newest tool for humanity’s self-destruction

Thank you very much, Mr. Robotow

I’ll follow you out

I have no say in her wardrobe. I’ll give her the feedback.