Step 2 has big “now draw the rest of the owl” energy

Meanwhile, when an actual credible threat is ongoing: “We’ll send our best confrontation avoider and check back in about 3 hours from now”

I thought I was asked to join a sex tent, I didn’t really know what the pianos had to do with it but I wasn’t gonna say no.

Up should be on because they’re both 2 letters, and together make the word “upon”.

There’s three, this is the only active one [email protected]

Never heard of it, but if it elicits that reaction on more mainstream websites and social media, they’re probably doing something right

No you didn’t

Cope engaged: “Couldn’t have been talking about me, look at all these friends I have”

If we post about him enough maybe we can manifest a video on Tsushima’s rivers or unemployment rate

The most environmentally friendly thing Tesla’s ever done

That’s when I started getting chunky and mostly never stopped, depression followed at 10/11, sleep went somewhere in the early teen years…

Finally someone recognizes the 5 major food groups correctly

WTF, this is the internet, get that nuance bullshit right the fuck out of here!!!1!!

Won’t, or can’t afford to?

My ideal summer body is replacing this rotting flesh husk with cold, hard machine precision. But that’s not really an option yet :(

blackjack, hookers, weed, and shrooms

has a nice cadence for chanting repeatedly, possibly while standing in a circle around some tulips and holding hands

(My guess, best case scenario) Make queue times during non-busy hours more similar to the queue times during busy hours, so that there doesn’t seem to be a “better” time of day to call, hopefully spreading the call volume throughout the day and creating a more consistent wait time when calling (even if that means the experience is worse than actually necessary at times).

At least that’s probably how someone in management sold the idea.

Did you turn on optimizations?

Oh just turn on optimizations?