Scolopendra stirs.
spoiler
Boop!
“You ain’t much, but I want you for Christmas.”
Motherfucker it is still hot as hell where I live
So, you live on Earth? Way to doxx yourself! /s
🦇🎃🎃🎃🎃But First!🎃🎃🎃🎃🦇
it’s august you psychopath, you fucking chrizzos can fuck off
I’m already seeing Christmas stuff in Target, Home Depot, etc. Wild.
They had Eggnog at Costco today… Wtf
I kind of get that the big box stores don’t have a big storage room in the back, so they basically start to put some shit out soon after it arrives. But the nog? That shit is perishable.
My dude, we’re well into September.
edited, and my point is still fully valid
Yeah but you’re an over aggressive little bitch, so nullified
Oh, I’m not happy about it. But that doesn’t change the fact that her one eye opened, and soon, we will be engulfed.
I wouldn’t mind being engulfed.
what does that mean?
Amen. dark days are ahead. Use caution around televisions and radios. And for fucks sake, steer clear of the shopping centres. Liberate yourself from auditory tyranny - arm yourself with the best noise cancelling headphones or ear defenders in your reach - keep them close for at least the next 3 months, ESPECIALLY behind enemy lines. The terrorists can be around any corner. Stay strapped
Home Depot near me clearanced out the Halloween stuff in September last year to make room for Christmas decorations.
My local Costco already has snowmen and Christmas lights out for sale. Halloween stuff is basically all gone.
december will be celebrating valentines and easter.
😂😂😂😂😂, I think we all know where this is going
That’s the true horror. It’s like a recurring nightmare where you’re powerless to stop it. Also you can’t wake up
Serious question: when she dies do these memes become cringe or dank?
Irrelevant. She ages super slowly because they refreeze her come Mid January.
She ages super slowly because of her monthly injections
It’s the adrenochrome
Edritch Horror Mariah Carey is immortal
An eye is the one thing she needs
all i want for September is no Christmas
All you wannabe hipsters trying to bond over mutual disdain for that song when the real enemy is “Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer”
I prefer “Grandma got worked over by a mobster”. As an Italian American, it really speaks to me.
For me it’s Santa Baby or whatever the hell it’s called, that song is just totally creepy.
Ok yeah that one too. Insufferable greed is rampant enough…
Santa Baby and Baby it’s Cold Outside creep me tf out… Who thought either of those songs were a good idea to write…
It’s Feliz Navidad for me. Catchy enough to get stuck in my head, repetitive enough to be annoying while it’s in there.
honestly if you’re like me and the millions of other tortured survivors of the hellscape known as A Retail Job, 99% of Christmas songs are just pure PTSD trigger
fortunately I can still somewhat enjoy Carol of the Bells and most of The Nutcracker because they just go so fuckin hard
also what didn’t get ruined for me by being blasted over a blown out speaker in a loop for 8–10 hour shifts, are various metal Christmas tracks that are too spicy for grocery store grandmas 🤘
The “Iron Man” parody that starts off, “I AM SANTA CLAUS…!”
Time to roll a big boulder in front of my cave and hunker down till may.
I do that after Halloween myself.
Too soon!
I’m going to hit the pumpkin spice hard enough to flush this image out of my head.
The pumpkin spice campaign is in on it! You’re only ensuring she will rise again.
