An eye is the one thing she needs
Wait… wouldn’t it… make more sense for her to thaw in the summer?
Cut to Mariah Carey standing confused in a parking lot in June
Ahh, is it Not Quite Almost Christmas Time already?
Costco started selling Xmas shit in August. AUGUST!!!
Why can’t they just sell Halloween shit year round? Halloween is nicer.
A moment of respite. A chance to steel oneself against the coming horrors.
O m g… The horror is comming soon…
The groceriestore near where i live started selling christmas cookies a week ago. It’s no even fucking autumn!
The Scavenger’s Daughter has opened her eyes.
Well that implies a lot!
Yup, but remember, “There are no gods here. Just those who pay for the privilege”.
I will be continuing to listen to doom metal in honor of Halloween, and every other day of the year, thank you very much.
EEEEYeeeeEEeeeeyyyeeeee dont want a…
“You ain’t much, but I want you for Christmas.”
Motherfucker it is still hot as hell where I live
So, you live on Earth? Way to doxx yourself! /s
