Correction: WordPress IS a critical vulnerability.

Sorry friend, this isn’t shitposting. Go seek help for your own safety.

Thanks! I’ll have that song in my head all day now to remind me why I cancelled all my subscriptions!

I just always have mine set to show away. Management stops noticing when you are yellow in meetings regularly.

Go eat some more cheeseburgers you greasy mustard tiger.

Maybe 16k image/video upscaling of super low quality shitposts?

Replace second to last line with “maybe just a foreskin”. That poor thing could never support a half shell in the first place.

Don’t forget the ventilation shafts.

Can’t wait to see what they drop on patch Tuesday. Gonna be a fun work week!

#DefundMicroslop

You a network engineer? All I ever hear our network team talk about. Either locators miss marking them or operators don’t care. Seems to be 50/50.

Wow. So brave of him.

Bullshit. They are just funneling the sales through other countries to bypass export control. Oligarch just trying to make false numbers to pump up “potential” future market gains for stock manipulation.

If you are going to go that far, why not just serve it as a kabob instead of wasting a good tool?

Maybe they should consider spinning off Paramount or not buying WB instead firing people.