Okay, the first problem is that the Bible does not say that Nile has 7 tributaries.
It says that (a different river, likely Euphrates), will get smashed into 7.
The second problem is everything else.
yes, they sold the greatest lie in history and were very successful with it
Yeah.
And Moses split the Gulf of California to deliver his people to the promised land… Baja California.
That explains why* we have Baja Blast today!!!
I always knew it to be a celestial elixir
The fuck is a tributary? Because there are way more rivers than just those seven that drain to the mississippi. Wikipedia even says that tributaries include streams, and good lord I know even the tiniest of rivers will have many streams feeding it. Declaring a certain size of river/water body to be a tributary is just fucking around with numbers to prove your point.
It is a question of major tributaries. Depending how one defines “major”, about any number is possible. You can probably claim the Mississippi has one major tributary: the Missouri. Or you can claim it has hundreds, of your “major” definition is “mapped running water”.
Ah yes, the Mississippi, the only river with 7 tributaries in the world. Of course.
Brazil is nothing but lies straight from the mouth of Satan.
Its a true fact!
I felt it in my tummy!
And she gave birth to her firstborn son; and she wrapped Him in the stars and stripes, and laid Him in the bed of the truck, because there was no room for them in the holiday inn.
Savior at the hotel, motel, holiday Inn
And then they went to the combination pizza hut and taco bell
so, this is what they mean by AI hallucinations?
How do they determine the beginning of a river? Should it be the furthest point of something? Why isn’t the Missouri River the “Mississippi” and the remaining portion of the Mississippi north of that junction the Missouri instead?
In Europe you often have either 2 rivers forming a new one or the bigger one eats the smaller one
Historical exploration mostly. It’s very often referred to as the Mississippi-Missouri River in a general context
Kinda related: The mormons believe that the garden of Eden was where Independence, Missouri is now… and everything resettled in the Middle East after the flood.
All readers of Robert Rankin know that the true Garden of Eden was in Brentford
There’s a guy who long maintained that the Garden of Eden is found near the Florida panhandle and there’s a park to commemorate this.
The Mormons believe it was in present day Missouri.Edit - Already posted elsewhere in this thread.
Obviously the answer is Jesus was in North America, Joseph Smith was right, and Matthew Mark Luke and John were a bit confused.
The Atchafalaya is a distributary, not a tributary.
Also it has way more than 7, those are just the major ones.
“The Bible says…” Stop. There’s your problem right there.
It’s been in there for 6000 years. If it was wrong, someone would have corrected it by now
The Bible wasn’t written 6000 years ago. It posits that history began 6000 years ago.
That’s a huge over estimation, but yes
All I know for sure is that Atlantis was in Iowa.
