The guy ahead of me is taking forever to decide what he wants, and he’s also facing the wrong direction. Oh shit that’s the cashier and I’ve been staring at him in silence for 20 minutes
I think this song might be…as the kids say… a banger
This is where I go wrong, I practice it, I’ll mess it up, I just have to wing it, 60% success rate
Oh man I didn’t want McNuggets but I guess I’ll eat em. Daaaamn these are crazy good
Damn straight, but I’ll salad sometimes and be like wrf did I do?
Thinking: Can I get a Big Mac with pickles and to drink a small coke?
Speaking: Can I get a big man who tickles a small twink on coke?1
practicing my order in my head
And that smile slowly fades away as every person in front of you never bothered to check the menu whole waiting in line so you end up standing there for 10 minutes
I’ll get whatever the person behind me ordered
I love when you practice it in your head about forty-three times and when you get up to the head of the line you awkwardly smile for an embarrassingly long period of time before you realize you didn’t actually say anything yet.
“What’ll ya have?”
“Good thanks, you?” (fuckfuckfuck)
“Enjoy your meal!”
“Thanks, you too.”
“…”
“…”
Done that. :)
I love you
Mom
I promise you, the minimum wage workers don’t care
But now we’re off script! I didn’t prepare for this.
I reach into my pockets to pull out my card but grab clumps of spaghetti.
One cuil
Then I notice that the place is closed and follow the trail of broken glass back into the night.
“I’ll have two #9s, a #9 large, a #6 with extra dip, a #7, two #45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.”
hello i would like a burgget meal
haven’t seen a line in McDonald’s in years, you have to use those god awful kiosks
And driving a car. . . .
Nothing more human than self defining as ape like and monstrous but capable of chill exchanges
Widdly scuds?
Ultra Classic.
Order #2319, coming right up.
Cheese preenish
Its like a bell curve but instead the y axis is your iq(or i guess it should be eq in this case) and the x axis is your age. When i was small i was always nervous ordering so i would practice it in my head, then i grew up and became better at it and stopped being anxious and then even later i started ordering at the local pizzeria while high as hell which basically circled back to me being 8 💀
