OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 hours agoYeah Ill Have A Whooper With Beef Wingslemmy.worldimagemessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up1425arrow-down17
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minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·14 hours agoI love when you practice it in your head about forty-three times and when you get up to the head of the line you awkwardly smile for an embarrassingly long period of time before you realize you didn’t actually say anything yet.
minus-squarezikzak025@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up25·13 hours ago“What’ll ya have?” “Good thanks, you?” (fuckfuckfuck)
minus-squarelividweasel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·11 hours ago“Enjoy your meal!” “Thanks, you too.” “…” “…”
minus-squareSubArcticTundra@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up9·13 hours agoI promise you, the minimum wage workers don’t care
minus-squarezikzak025@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·9 hours agoBut now we’re off script! I didn’t prepare for this. I reach into my pockets to pull out my card but grab clumps of spaghetti.
minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-214 hours agoThen I notice that the place is closed and follow the trail of broken glass back into the night.
I love when you practice it in your head about forty-three times and when you get up to the head of the line you awkwardly smile for an embarrassingly long period of time before you realize you didn’t actually say anything yet.
“What’ll ya have?”
“Good thanks, you?” (fuckfuckfuck)
“Enjoy your meal!”
“Thanks, you too.”
“…”
“…”
Done that. :)
I love you
Mom
I promise you, the minimum wage workers don’t care
But now we’re off script! I didn’t prepare for this.
I reach into my pockets to pull out my card but grab clumps of spaghetti.
One cuil
Then I notice that the place is closed and follow the trail of broken glass back into the night.