Fool! Everyone knows homosexual sorcery is most effective!
I mean, he said “slighlty less” gay, not straight…
must be a bi sorcerer. or a lesbian witch.
I take off my robe and wizard hat 🥵
Don’t ever message me again you piece of sh17.
I need to keep a list of your usernames or something
I’m never quite sure if these people believe what they’re saying, and should be institutionalised, or it’s more of a vibe thing.
Destroyus. Bobbyus. Hillus.
Wrong art! MMQ gang rise up!
Lol. I chose this one because it looks like the dude in OPs picture.
Clearly you have not seen the Garfield Counterspell.
The SpongeBob one is better
💯 Agree
EDIT: lol, there is another variant:
What @[email protected] is saying is to put an ! in front to make the image appear inline. Like this:
We need ever more gay sorcery to keep up with this arms race.
Nothing beats the raw magical power of a twink orgie.
Ah I’ve heard a secret whisper saying when the uap’s were hovering over them(80’s or 90’s can’t recall) no nukes work. When they tried a test shot once. One hit it with a beam and made in inert. Somewhere in between is the truth I imagine
Just gave everyone with the power to launch a nuke a huge penis and a sense of confident but gentle masculinity with sorcery.
why would I want to launch a huge penis and a sense of confident masculinity into space? What is it you are giving?
I think mine got lost in the mail…
Read it again, it says they gave everyone some non-specific thing, who already had the power to launch a nuke, a huge penis, and that sense of masculinity
Oh, yes. Well then, sorry to crash your meeting.
Wait! Can YOU launch a nuke, huge penis, and confidence?!
And? No.
Or? Yes.
Nuke: might take me a while, but I could call some people. I’d probably fail.
Huge penis: gimme about 10 minutes to drive to the nearby adult store, and definitely. I wouldn’t even have to pay for it, just throw it across the store and never go back.
Confidence: if you mean launch as in to displace rapidly, I do that approximately 3 seconds after every time I feel confident.
Haha, now I have two
Kinda useless to have two senses of confident but gentle masculinity, but you do you, boo.
Ugh, I have to share this- how fucking gorgeous is the paint job on this minifig?!
(Not my work, I just think it’s cool)
Why’s the guy riding the motorbike got his gun out? What kind of power does he think he wields compared to the sorcerer behind him casually levitating nukes?
They may encounter threats that do not merit Mutually Assured Destruction
“Checkpoint, papers please. Yes, I see that you’re holding two nukes but I’m more than prepared to go down if you both go down with me.”
*officer gets shot*
- I will provide funding and research to develop tactical and strategic weapons covering a full range of needs so my choices are not limited to “hand to hand combat with swords” and “blow up the planet”.
Brilliant!
I will not make alliances with those more powerful than myself. Such a person would only double-cross me in my moment of glory. I will make alliances with those less powerful than myself. I will then double-cross them in their moment of glory.
Also I’m pretty sure this is day 1 of MBA training
Holy shit, it looks actually lit. That is insane.
You are now being hunted by the Shadow Wizard Money Gang.
We love casting spells
They LOVE casting spells.
WW3 would break out like instantly without the threat of nukes.
lol no it wouldn’t. War is hard. Just look at Russia and Ukraine. No nukes, yet war, and yet nobody else is getting involved.
They do not want the economic cost of war. The only reason the US is fighting Iran is because Trump et al are too fucking stupid to understand how much damage they’re doing to both the economy and armament stockpiles.
War is very profitable, for certain people. You can look at the enormous cost of conflicts for the minor benefits, but that cost is borne by taxpayers, while the benefiticiaries are almost exclusively the ruling class.
But the ruling class, if they’re same and acting in their own self interest, don’t want to get involved in a peer conflict, where losing doesn’t just mean walking away from a country with whatever they could plunder, but could mean actually having their own necks on the line. They are already on top of the world, so why shake things up?
The biggest danger of a major peer conflict is that, in order to get enough ordinary people on board such that they don’t mind spending enormous sums to line the pockets of the ruling class, we are fed a constant stream of propaganda designed to make us hate and fear foreigners instead. When the ruling class whips people up into such a frenzy, there’s always a chance of losing control, and winding up with some True Believer in the wrong place at the wrong time, like General Ripper from Dr. Strangelove.
Until then, we will be in a constant state of “low-intensity” warfare, of imperialistic aggression against those too weak to fight back. While in the meantime, with so much money being poured into that, things will gradually get worse and worse domestically until we inevitably get either fascism or socialism.
IMHO the major world powers are more afraid of how their economies would collapse. We’re extremely interwoven now. What’s keeping China away from Taiwan is what they’ve seen in Ukraine and Iran.
WOOO! WW3 without nukes would be fire!
With nukes too!
Boy, do I wish we could do that magic to the nukes.
That’s totally a dude
