• Jiggle_Physics@quokk.au
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      3 hours ago

      Read it again, it says they gave everyone some non-specific thing, who already had the power to launch a nuke, a huge penis, and that sense of masculinity

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            2 hours ago

            And? No.

            Or? Yes.

            Nuke: might take me a while, but I could call some people. I’d probably fail.

            Huge penis: gimme about 10 minutes to drive to the nearby adult store, and definitely. I wouldn’t even have to pay for it, just throw it across the store and never go back.

            Confidence: if you mean launch as in to displace rapidly, I do that approximately 3 seconds after every time I feel confident.