• Jiggle_Physics@quokk.au
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    3 hours ago

    Read it again, it says they gave everyone some non-specific thing, who already had the power to launch a nuke, a huge penis, and that sense of masculinity

        • fartographer@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          2 hours ago

          And? No.

          Or? Yes.

          Nuke: might take me a while, but I could call some people. I’d probably fail.

          Huge penis: gimme about 10 minutes to drive to the nearby adult store, and definitely. I wouldn’t even have to pay for it, just throw it across the store and never go back.

          Confidence: if you mean launch as in to displace rapidly, I do that approximately 3 seconds after every time I feel confident.