• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
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    15 hours ago

    Just gave everyone with the power to launch a nuke a huge penis and a sense of confident but gentle masculinity with sorcery.

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      3 hours ago

      why would I want to launch a huge penis and a sense of confident masculinity into space? What is it you are giving?

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        3 hours ago

        Read it again, it says they gave everyone some non-specific thing, who already had the power to launch a nuke, a huge penis, and that sense of masculinity

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              2 hours ago

              And? No.

              Or? Yes.

              Nuke: might take me a while, but I could call some people. I’d probably fail.

              Huge penis: gimme about 10 minutes to drive to the nearby adult store, and definitely. I wouldn’t even have to pay for it, just throw it across the store and never go back.

              Confidence: if you mean launch as in to displace rapidly, I do that approximately 3 seconds after every time I feel confident.