It feels a bit like winning £25 on the lottery: not what I’d hoped for, but I’ll certainty take it.
Love that this is how I found out
Same here. I will read his obituary with great joy (to butcher the famous quote).

Oh come on. This is ridiculous.
We all know he already got McConnell.
McConnell has been dead for a good ten years now. It’s been just his rotting corpse and animatronics ever since
The Republican investments into Umbrella Corporation really paying off.
I talked to an AI thats trained to sound like McConnel for 20 minutes on the phone yesterday. He must be alive
At this point I think McConnell is still alive in some capacity. My guess is he either suffered massive brain damage and is unable to do the job any longer or he is indeed brain dead and is being kept alive on life support.
I’m more than happy to be wrong about this
Well somebody’s gotta warm up hell before ol’ Mitch goes downstairs
This article is currently being heavily editedas its subject has recently died.
Not even all his isses have been wassed yet, is this /c/breakingnews?
McConnell and Graham in one week!?
Nature is healing
Somebody get this gentleman another quarter or token so he can go again.








Lady bug Lindsay died the way he lived - like a closeted piece of shit.
Not on my bingo card
Next round’s on me 🍻








