“Next X-Box.”

Imagine changing your business plans to react to the gas escaping from a bloated corpse.

So, just like here on Earth then.

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This bit, while hilarious, always rubbed me the wrong way because it seems uncharacteristically careless of April.

She’s disinterested - not error-prone.

Yeah… how can someone not realize this is literally the highest form of connection?

“I’m so comfortable with you that you at your most real moments is so endearing to me that it is the way I choose to capture you because it gives me the nicest feelings.”

To be fair, it sure seems to be a pattern that the most anti-consumer, limited crap usually wins these battles. Look at Apple.

Maybe it’s Sweeney’s personal unlikeability that makes the difference here.

Month’s what?

Bees all the way down.

I figure with Booking.com I’m going to end up with a windowless, roach infested hotel room anyway, so I look for properties with reviews like “No windows. Lots of roaches. But a lovely breakfast.”

Nevermind. I think I misunderstood the comment I was responding to.

Pig sees night sky for the first time

It’s actually even simpler than that.

The world, and life itself, is complicated and messy in 2026, and an awareness of it and the constant, always on vigilance of keeping up with all of the moral responsibility of trying to build a life that allows you to look yourself in the mirror every day in a world built to usher everyone into maintaining exploitative systems is draining and crushing.

If you don’t have to do that because you’re either ignorant of the machinery you’re part of, or don’t care, you just get to go about your life.

There are already thousands of people rubbing their hands together figuring out how to sabotage him, because “better than Trump” is unacceptable. “Either completely unblemished perfection (with moving goalposts) or we’re not only not helping, we’re actively sabotaging!”

Bloodborne vibes.

Look on the bright side…

You’ll get to experience FO5 in real life.

“Is this the Blair Witch Project?” “No, this is Patrick.”

Maybe get more people working on ES6 instead so it can launch before we’re all dead.

Welcome to the NES/Gameboy experience.