Guys, check it out! I did it! Privacy respecting smartglasses!

Yeah… it sure seems like bubbles just… don’t pop anymore.

Turns out the market can stay irrational FOREVER.

I was like, 5 when it happened, so I’ve never confirmed it, and my mother is definitely the kind of person who would misremember this kind of thing, but from what she claims she called them directly because they dropped the MSRP, not just a store price drop.

Take it with a grain of salt though.

My mother bought me an NES when I was a child, and shortly after Nintendo lowered the price and they voluntarily refunded her the difference.

She told me years later that secured her as a Nintendo customer for my games for life.

This greed is disgusting, but more than anything it’s depressing.

It may come as a surprise, but non-Americans are ALSO people.

“Look at all these nerds who think THEIR ideologies are going to rise from the ashes when it’s clearly MINE.”

You forgot Muppet Taxi Driver.

Actually, it’s dad JOKES.

pisspost.

Jeez… it’s like Phillips is DESIGNED to strip. WHY WOULD YOU MAKE IT LIKE THAT?

Kamille is sort of a girl’s name though.

“WHY YOU…”

Punches you and steals an experimental super-weapon.

If the police DID open fire on Neil the only thing that’s going to end in is SEVERELY injured police officers and flipped patrol cars.

Fellow “want my body to keep working” gym-goer.

It’s the worst.

And the worst part of it is the people for whom the gym IS a hobby.

“Thanks for the summary, Elpheba.”

Stupid like a FOX!

It’s because you didn’t restart the happiness daemon after the update.

It makes more sense when you realize his wealth is all smoke and mirrors based on a shared lie.