“Everyone” is a very, very high bar.

Quite. It’s how I’ve been watching YouTube ad-free for ages.

I am proudly batting zero.

Yep, same here.

I had Monty Python’s ‘Matching Tie And Hankerchief’ which had two side As.

Lots of side trips available to places such as Upper and Lower Dicker (East Sussex), Scratchy Bottom (Dorset) and Minge Lane (Worcestershire).

Annoyingly, my laptop seems to be working perfectly.

That’s a funny definition of ‘accident’.