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It feels a bit like winning £25 on the lottery: not what I’d hoped for, but I’ll certainty take it.
Death grabbed an Anne Widdecombe t’other day. That wasn’t bad.
you can’t always get what you want, but sometimes you get what you need
Sweet. Thank you Lemmy Shitpost.
Love that this is how I found out
Me too, didn’t expect it either. Was secretly hoping that maybe he would somehow redeem himself, but looks like he rather died being trump’s lap dog.
Also McConnell is dead, they just don’t want a special election
Same here. I will read his obituary with great joy (to butcher the famous quote).
Oh come on. This is ridiculous.
We all know he already got McConnell.
These things usually come in 3’s, don’t they? 🤞🤞🤞
McConnell has been dead for a good ten years now. It’s been just his rotting corpse and animatronics ever since
Weekend at Bernie’s meets Freddy Fazbear.
The Republican investments into Umbrella Corporation really paying off.
I talked to an AI thats trained to sound like McConnel for 20 minutes on the phone yesterday. He must be alive
Oh well that settles it. He’s obviously just fine.
At this point I think McConnell is still alive in some capacity. My guess is he either suffered massive brain damage and is unable to do the job any longer or he is indeed brain dead and is being kept alive on life support.
I’m more than happy to be wrong about this
I just hope he’s in pain if he’s still alive
Somebody get this gentleman another quarter or token so he can go again.
Death is on Free Play, there’s just a lot of prizes in the claw game.
Well somebody’s gotta warm up hell before ol’ Mitch goes downstairs
McConnell and Graham in one week!?
Nature is healing
This article is currently being heavily editedas its subject has recently died.
Not even all his isses have been wassed yet, is this /c/breakingnews?
Lady bug Lindsay died the way he lived - like a closeted piece of shit.
Next round’s on me 🍻
Not on my bingo card
