This is a pisspost not a shitpost
But then you risk your peepee touching the edge and even potentially pissing between the seat and toilet.
only 90 seconds of peace
This man needs to shit more
I do like to sit, but it’s a lot harder to get those last few drops out. Sometimes I think I’m all good and then I stand up just to have a few more drops get pushed out right into my pants or underwear. That is definitely not elite.
No matter how you shake and dance, the last few drops fall on your pants.
Stand and dab with toilet paper
And push on the underside right where your balls are attached.
He pees for ninety seconds?!
Fun fact I read and never verified: mammals pee for about 20 seconds. Elephants have bigger bladders but they can evacuate faster w bigger equipment
That is one a third of a gallon of piss.
I don’t have much choice
With what I’ve done to my dick, I couldn’t hit a bathtub
Helicoptering like a loose garden hose
Sit at home, stand in public
I just submerge. What’s this sit/stand nonsense?
I wear a stil suit, i walk
I sit because it’s less stressful and more healthy for my prostate.
more healthy
how?
The 3 fingers, mostly.
Both of my sons sit, I stand. I’m not sure what I did to deserve such considerate children as they just started doing it on their own before my oldest was even ten but bathroom upkeep was improved so much. I try to be conscious and careful and I still always wipe the rim with toilet paper after before I wash my hands unless the toilet is gross af.
if you stand and pee, one thing you can do is pull back your “skin” so it doesnt spray everywhere
As someone without foreskin I never thought about this.
the urine can get trapped between the foreskin before exiting, depends how loose your skin is.
I can’t imagine most uncut dudes just spray and pray
Unless you’re circumcised
The drunker or sleepier I am, the more likely I am to sit.
I was kind of pressured by my girlfriend to sit, and in the beginning I didn’t like it because I felt pressured. However, after sitting for a while, I discovered that it’s absolutely the best choice. When you’re sitting, you can empty your bladder more. You’re comfortable, you’re resting, and you don’t have to aim. You don’t have to do anything. You’re just sitting there, emptying your bladder.
Urinators of the world unite! You have nothing to lose, but your pants! ✊
My wife got me to sit too lol. I had never really considered it before, but I’m never going back, unless it’s a public bathroom
if I sit, the pee will go trough the space between the seat and the WC’s mainframe, unless I point it down.
I sit because I’m trans lol. And when the toilet is nasty, I squat and hover. I know they make stand-to-pee devices, but I’m just really not stoked about having to carry a piss-covered prosthetic all day.
there are disposable ones that are cheap in bulk and you discard every use
Oh, I didn’t know about that! Still gonna pass on using them because I don’t like disposable waste products, but thanks for the info.
