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Sit and I actively hate people who don’t in public spaces. Nobody aims good enough for that.
This is a pisspost not a shitpost
Depends if it’s a Dutch shelf toilet
But then you risk your peepee touching the edge and even potentially pissing between the seat and toilet.
If your coordination is that bad, how are you supposed to pee in bowl while standing!?
only 90 seconds of peace
This man needs to shit more
…standing.
Maybe he’s secretly a woman. Everyone knows women don’t poop!
He pees for ninety seconds?!
Fun fact I read and never verified: mammals pee for about 20 seconds. Elephants have bigger bladders but they can evacuate faster w bigger equipment
That is one a third of a gallon of piss.
I do like to sit, but it’s a lot harder to get those last few drops out. Sometimes I think I’m all good and then I stand up just to have a few more drops get pushed out right into my pants or underwear. That is definitely not elite.
No matter how you shake and dance, the last few drops fall on your pants.
Stand and dab with toilet paper
And push on the underside right where your balls are attached.
Warning: this works reliably until you’re about 45. Then it doesn’t quite finish the job anymore.
I don’t have much choice
With what I’ve done to my dick, I couldn’t hit a bathtub
Helicoptering like a loose garden hose
Sit at home, stand in public
I just submerge. What’s this sit/stand nonsense?
I wear a stil suit, i walk
I sit because it’s less stressful and more healthy for my prostate.
more healthy
how?
The 3 fingers, mostly.
I was kind of pressured by my girlfriend to sit, and in the beginning I didn’t like it because I felt pressured. However, after sitting for a while, I discovered that it’s absolutely the best choice. When you’re sitting, you can empty your bladder more. You’re comfortable, you’re resting, and you don’t have to aim. You don’t have to do anything. You’re just sitting there, emptying your bladder.
Urinators of the world unite! You have nothing to lose, but your pants! ✊
My wife got me to sit too lol. I had never really considered it before, but I’m never going back, unless it’s a public bathroom
The drunker or sleepier I am, the more likely I am to sit.
Both of my sons sit, I stand. I’m not sure what I did to deserve such considerate children as they just started doing it on their own before my oldest was even ten but bathroom upkeep was improved so much. I try to be conscious and careful and I still always wipe the rim with toilet paper after before I wash my hands unless the toilet is gross af.
