5ibelius9insterberg

Rape is about dominance and power. If a guy rapes another guy in Prison, that doesn’t mean he’s gay.

Yes, but only in French supermarkets.

4chan is leaking…

Turn based strategy or point&click adventures could be a good start.

Nonono you‘re mixing it up: the eating of the 12 tacos is done by the parent of the gay son to pay respect to all the „tacos“ the son won’t ever eat.

You mean peak Uncle Scrooge.

Bad times leave resilient people an create broken people. A lot of people suffer from bad times, some people profit a lot from bad times.

Survivors of bad times don’t want to have bad times again, so they try to prevent them.

Better times make people forget how bad the bad times were and people who profited from the bad times try to recreate them. The longer ago the bad times are, the easier it gets for them.

I understand what you are saying, but I strongly disagree. Karens weaponize their karen-ness sometimes to a lethal degree. So „murder of Karens“ is quite fitting imho. A group of Crows on the other hand should be called something entirely different, that does their beauty and intelligence justice. Something like: A „conference“ or a „council“ of crows.

Cpt. Obvious here: If he touched the child, a murder of Karens would descend upon him and release a shitstorm as if a black man walked past their dead, green painted front lawn.

If any lactose tolerant person needs to enjoy a similar experience, I recommend drinking a few wheat beers and smoking a cigar. If you add a sufficiently meaty burrito to the mix, you can make your large intestine feel like a bottle of champagne (shaken, not stirred)

My sons paediatrician gave me two lollipops, for being brave when she told me, I had to to take my ten day old son to the hospital immediately because his fever was way too high for him being so tiny.

I‘m a 6ft, 240lbs kinda guy in my mid thirties with a resting bitch face and a grim beard.

I felt very seen in this moment.

One of those two lollipops didn’t even make through the door.

As the German band Lumpenpack („Riffraff“) once sang in their song Kruppstahl Baby:

„Noch steht ihr und schwenkt eure Fahnen

^You may still be standing and waving your flags^

Anachronismen aus Fleisch

^Anachronisms of flesh^

Euch gehör‘n die Uhren,

^You may own the watches,^

aber uns gehört die Zeit!“

^but time is on our side!^

The letters on the pink paper don’t look printed, because the don’t reflect any light at all. The geometry of the second piece of paper also looks off too.

Ian McKellen:

-Death himself (Last Action Hero)

• Gandalf
• Magneto
• Iorek Byrnison

As a father of two, I get the sentiment 🤷‍♂️

Shut up, Hand of Vecna

Yep, it’s the LØMP, but the special LÆMP-Editon^TM

That’s no lamp, that’s not even a lämp. That’s a proper LØMP!

She raised him right and he’ll come out to play, when Mothers whispers:„Thank God it’s Friday“

I also choose this guys wife