Support column built by the same company that makes telephone poles for GTA
The old shithead, leaning on the rear tire, is lucky his fuck-up did not start a fire. Revoke his driver’s license permanently.
Because everyone knows cars won’t start unless you have a valid license right?
Very true - because taking away his license wouldn’t physically prevent him from operating a vehicle, we shouldn’t do it at all. Because incremental progress is for losers.
That was a BMW M440i (i recognize the wheels, color and slope of the back). It has a 386hp/398lb-ft turbocharged inline 6 with a mild hybrid system. BMW says it can do 0-60 in 4.3s, but independent tests have shown it can do 3.9-4.1s
Most likely this idiot used launch control in the parking structure wanting to show off and lost control, eating the pillar
launch control
Today I Learned: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Launch_control_(automotive)
I love it when people know things
Must be why you left reddit. 😏
I love how the guy taking the video is delaying his reaction until the incident is fully documented.
Has some light cosmetic work but low miles and drives great!
No lowball offers!! I know what I got!
That pole is incredible
That’s what she said

Thank you very much.
How is my question. Also it looks like a modern art piece.
This guy must have posted just after you. His explanation seems likely.
Why is my question.
Why can’t we see the flux capacitor?
Just under 400hp with insane traction elements and lots of stupidity.
Absolutely amazing how intact the cabin is. Modern car safety is phenomenal.
Back in my day, cars killed their inattentive drunk drivers. Now, they just kill innocent children.
I think that’s the driver at the beginning, sadly sitting against his wreck, but otherwise fine.
Did he hit the accelerator rather than the brake?
also crazy that he got going fast enough in a garage to do that much damage.
No, it appears he hit the break instead of the brake.
Earlier in the day that car had a facehugger on it.
I know it’s a parking garage and all, but you can’t park there mate.
Crossposted to /c/youcantparktheremate
Ai, Rafa, no puedo. la ignorancia mi enoja
What does this button do?
That’s a lot of headlight fluid.
And zero blinker fluid as usual
But… How? There’s about 10m of space to accelerate, is there a pneumatic catapult for assisted take off?
Looks like 100-150m or so to me. The camera was panning quite quickly so it’s blurry.


From the engine fluids spray past the pillar it looks like he was speeding down the isle, slammed into the pillar and the offset impact turned the car body a bit. Probably backed away at a different angle than the impact since the front is all crooked too.
JATO
Jet assisted take off?
Jorth Atlantic Treaty Organization?
Just A Tiny Orifice







