130º? are you boiling water there?
Freedom units
130° is above the boiling point of water, so you would be instantly dead.
I use freedom units not the overly complex and arbitrarily ruled metric “system”
The C stands for communism!
The fart gas creates an insulating micro-environment that allows the poor soul to endure the porta-hell nightmare.
have nearly had heat strokes in porta shitters at NTC and fort hood. when the MRE train decides it’s going you don’t really have much choice, goddamn miserable way to live lol
I was doing flooring in a newly built house in Georgia. It was in an open field, no shade, mid-July. The house had no water or a/c yet. Went to take a leak in the outhouse. No big deal. Well, fast forward, and the philly cheese steak from hip hop fish n chicken is running through me. See this one dude leave out of the outhouse. I go in. There’s fucking nut all over the wall. Like not peanutbutter or cashews…man nut. Baby butter. All over the back wall and toilet seat.
I end up shitting in a bag in a bucket in the trailer.
Did you really have to post a picture of the poop though? It’s so gross, at least nsfw it.
I think NSFL is the appropriate one but like, I’m a goober not an internet
I’ve always hated tobacco smoke. It’s just a disgusting smell. But nowadays I’m actually glad someone smoked up the portapotty. That’s preferable to the steaming hot piss & shit stew
Then when it’s freezing cold you get to lean back as you try to avoid the piss Steam cloud that rises up. There’s just no winning.
There is never any winning in a porta potty…
There’s a song about the Porta Potty experience during a festival which translates to „Heat Death in the Porta Potty“ from the German band „Ersatzkopf“ (Head replacement)
Here‘s the translated chorus:
Heatdeath in the Porta Potty, woahoh
Oh my God, I’m sweating so much, woahoh
I’m going to take all my clothes off first
Otherwise I won’t make it out of
here alive
Out of the Porta Potty, oh no no.
Just when you think you have an original song idea. Dammit. Mine was more folk than metal tho. I’m going to go listen to it I assume it’s metal
Edit: I can take about a minute of the scream singing (my voice wears out) but I love it
You guys call them that?! We call them Porta-Potty in Canada. Lol
Same in the Midwestern US
We call them Dixie’s in The Netherlands.
Good name for a disgusting shithole (Dixie is a nickname for southern part of America that fought a war to maintain slavery)
Some people pay good money for a sauna.
You just need to play some tunes from the ultimate poopin’ sound track: https://youtu.be/hT7x1NvGf5k
