Just missing some toast. 😍

What do you mean? I always pay extra for the audiophile version of vinyl records!

Imagine finishing 18-holes in less than 2hrs.

Queue IT Crowd episode…

I close my eyes like going in for a kiss.

I don’t laugh very often (because I’m a very serious guy) but this made me chuckle. Just a little bit.

Oh noy…

Does the majority of your congregation share your opinion as well?

The dead guy??

Definitely not me. I just want to go put on women’s clothing and hang around in bars…

The Lumberjacks!

Positive thoughts are always a good thing!

Damn, this is dark like that overcooked puppy in my microwave.

Apple Pieius

Maybe that’s how the position became “open.”

Exposing his neck just like that?! That’s just asking for trouble.

He’s pretending to read a newspaper.

Rookie numbers.

Wow, I did not even think of that! This guy sciences!

This is so dumb… How do you even grow oranges that big and how would you even collect the juice?!