Some liquor store or event is going to be extremely confused when they open their shipment of “cocktails”
Transform and cluck out!
Your scientists spent so much time wondering if they could that they forgot to ask whether they should…
Right there, in the photo, silly.
Cock-a-doodle-doo, any {rooster} will do.
Chicken lover Allen Pan

Dino nuggets are made from real theropod dinosaurs.
Dinosaurs evolved into chickens, which we kill and shape their meat into cartoon dinosaurs and use real dinosaurs as fuel to cook and eat them.
We are the monsters.
To be pedantic, di osaurs didn’t evolve into birds. Birds are dinosaurs. Avian dinosaurs are the only dinosaurs that survived the mass extinction and never stopped being dinosaurs.
Uhm, ackhtully the fuel is mostly from ancient peat and algae, not contemporary to the dinosaurs but rather the Carboniferous period.
Carboniferous literally means "when carbon was made’
Neat
“Part robot. Part organic. All chicken.”
Buh-gawkdial up modem sounds
People spent so long asking if we could, they forgot to ask if we should.
If they had asked, the answer would have been “Yes. Yes, we should.”
Oh no, the question was asked. It went down like this, approximately:
- Hey, bro, should we…
- HELL YES WE SHOULD
And it was decided.
the answer is still yes
Answer doesn’t change
The Omnissiah approves.
I fucking love Allen
Weird to think chickens are only a few genetic tweaks from being Dino’s
I would support any petition for grant monies.








