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WanderWisley@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

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    GTA: Mar a Lago

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      One mission should include sneaking into the bathrooms to steal or copy the secret documents.

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    ⚠️ FUCK AI SLOP

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      Yup

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    As long as I can shoot him. Repeatedly.

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    STOP MAKING GHISLAINE MAXWELL LOOK HOT SHE’S MID

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      It also just seems really wrong to make one if the worst child sex traffickers of all-time attractive in any way.

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        I mean, people can be conventionally attractive, and also do awful things. Equating beauty with goodness and ugliness with evil is some Disney movie morality.

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          Did u just call women ‘period people’?

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            Oof, that’s an unfortunate typo. You can thank my phone’s autocorrect for that one 😮‍💨

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          The halo effect is a real problem, Disney notwithstanding.

          Society needs to move on from the belief that beauty is a blessing from the gods. But its been a problem since forever.

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          Also infantile and a bit fascist. And the poster feels slightly antisemitic to me personally, as a German who is professionally over-aware of these things.

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        Make her attractive…to magnets.

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          I prefer gravity

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          we just need a magnet so powerful it will rip the iron from blood. wil wheaton seems to know a thing or two about those

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          make her attractive… to the consequences of her actions.

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    DLSS 5 gonna be wild

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      I can’t wait for it to get an ad supported free version

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    That dude who wanted pride flags removed from Spiderman. This is his mod. Epstein is his,favorite dude.

    Not joking.

    That’s all very, very likely true.

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      the funny thing with that is all the mod did was change location to somewhere in the middle east, as thats how the game came out there

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      There are people that can’t handle pride flags in videogames? Wild. Put more.

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        Gormless pussies. I wonder if they would have an aneurysm if you threw them at Palm Springs?

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    Will the MOD include Russian SVR and Mossad agents gathering and stealing the data about Krasnov?

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    Why would people want to role play as them? Unless they’re also terrible

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      My coworker outed himself as fucking awful. He was talking about the game and how he’s so hyped about it and then says “they even have pride parades, so you know what I’m doing!” and makes a gesture of loading a shotgun…

      I figured he was that kind of asshole but he never said anything that direct before.

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        Bruh why do we live amongst such monsters

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          Capitalism actively rewards sociopathy.

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          Because your village’s survival does not depend on them. Otherwise, they’d be culled/exiled long ago.

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          Because you allow them to feel safe leaving their homes

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        So you were like "yeah can’t wait, I hope it’s also got food banks! Chk-chk! And daycares! Chk-chk! And churches! Chk-chk!

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        Report that asshole

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          Report him to who ? The DOJ is onboard with that now

          https://www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-politics-and-policy/justice-department-doj-pride-lgbtq-erg-trump-rcna189866

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            Employer?

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              HR exist to project the employer. If its no longer problematic for the company to embrace anti lgbt behaviour, they won’t do anything about it.

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                I still try. I have some privilege I can leverage for myself and others who have to labour for a salary.

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        Did you ask him if the game had mosques too, and what he would do with those?

        Maybe the game should have a Jan 6th style mission.

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        I mean, people do all kinds of things in games they never want to do in real life. Smashing up a parade with a shot gun would be fun. And if it’s pride, it’s even more fun because it’s just so wrong. You know?

        When I was playing gta, I had so much fun just hitting people on the street. Who didn’t do that? And who didnt look at the girls in very inappropriate ways?

        Games are games. It doesn’t mean your collegue is an asshole. When I was playing duke nukem in the 90s, I was playing co-op and I laughed my ass off when I killed my buddies with remote triggered explosives. I mean I was laughing so I got tears coming out of my eyes. :)

        It’s just games. And when we start acting politically correct in games, it’s all over. We have become machines.

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          I get what you’re getting at, and to an extent I agree.

          Simultaneously, to me it feels like there’s something off about being hyped up to specifically shoot up a pride parade in a game that has yet to be released. That feels very pointed.

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            Yeah I guess that’s true.

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            remember how people were torching klansmen in rdr? this is an explicit response to that and it’s an advertising bullshit. that’s what it’s going to be

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          Games are games. It doesn’t mean your collegue is an asshole

          okay, so behavior in games can be assholey, like if you go around explicitly trying to ruin someone else’s fun. (i have this asshole [former] associate who was one of those foul everyone in basketball, play rogue in dungeons and dragons and steal from everyone in the party and start fights, and then cry “it’s just a game” when people got mad at them) but if they’re just running around in RDR torching klansmen, tally ho comrade i’m in.

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      It’s news to me that GTA protagonists are typically upstanding moral citizens… I haven’t played GTA since 2, but I seem to remember going on mass killing sprees. Not to try and equate very different crimes but that’s gotta be at least in the same area code as mass child sex trafficking and abuse…

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        Going on a video game killing spree can be cathartic, gross as that is. I cannot say I would be anything other than revolted by being presented with the video game scenario of getting into the shoes of an Epstein.

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          Hey, let the poor pedos get their share of joy!

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      Yeah. Epstein gameplay is not GTA-esque (obviously) but is actually “ride a plane and make phone calls simulator”

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        it’ll be a crazy taxi simulator to the white house

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        You can do both of those things in GTA.

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      The main characters of every GTA game are terrible people though.

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      Asked and answered.

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      It could make some dialogue funny.

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      That is the point of le mémé imho.

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      So you can get them killed in all kinds of creative ways, like they should have been IRL.

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    Who?

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      Anthony Bourdain and that girl from The Office

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        Almost though he was Epstein.

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          Couldn’t possibly

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        Seriously not Epstein and Ghislaine?

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        Thanks.

        And why?

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    Pass, I have no desire to cosplay as a man responsible for the rape and murder of children.

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      But, you can get wasted by SWAT over and over, that could be cathartic in its own way.

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        I’d rather play as SWAT at that point

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          Nah. ACAB. Dead Jeffrey is okay too.

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            All crabs are bi.

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        better to mod the faces of all NPCs then

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          Epstein hoard survival mode built in GTA6 is a much better mod idea, good thought

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            why wait for GTA? state of emergency is on PS2

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    Each gta is sort of like a cultural snapshot, I wouldn’t be surprised if this sort of thing was in the base game.

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    I’m lk mad I laughed

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      You can make a joke about anything if it’s funny enough.

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    its missing trump

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      That would be something. Rockstar of old would probably put in a scathing parody of the grifter in chief.

      Somehow I don’t think they have that kind of balls, though.

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        Well, Dan Houser left and I’m pretty sure many of the other senior writers have as well. I’d be impressed if that had any balls left.

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          Exactly

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        Donald Love from III and Vice City is supposedly inspired by Trump.

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          So they could easily follow up and put him in the next one

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      If we’re all lucky, he’s in the briefcase.

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        You’d need a luggage set.

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    “Trump, you ain’t nothin’ but a buster”

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    It’s Palm Beach Pete!

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      💯 🤫

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