Oh, so now you’re eating Jolly ranchers out of the carpet?
And with that memory freshly back in your mind, I’m out.
It’s cool, I’m just gonna be over here throwing up and praying that early onset dementia wipes that part of my memory.
Gushers
I care about how my partner feels and I know from experience that shaving down there fucking sucks when it starts growing back, so I’d never request this.
Besides that, the dentist is always saying I don’t floss enough so it just helps with flossing more. 😌
It really depends on the person’s skin, hair, and method of hair removal.
I can’t use blades, but my foil shaver works great as long as I exfoliate with a dermaplaner (at a 90° angle) after, and the next day. But foil shavers have a several week adjustment period while your skin gets used to it.
Epilators are also an option if you have a decent pain tolerance. Once you do it a few times, the pain drastically diminishes. Big downside is public hair roots are really stuck in there, so there’ll be some skin level breakages that are prone to becoming ingrow until the folical is ripped out a few times and gets weaker. But a foil shaver and dermaplaner fix that up for the most part.
It’s like mustaches: they don’t look nice, but they feel good
How is this picture related exactly
Social media users need to be plied with meaningless imagery to keep them focused for the three seconds it takes to read this. It’s absolutely fucking pathetic.
Bushes
And the muddy river running parallel to them?
Maybe she doesn’t wipe?
Pee
Silly! Girls don’t pee. They don’t have balls!
She needs to drink more water then
I could do without that part tbh
Wet
As someone who started fucking in the 80’s, I welcome the new “bushwhacked” experience, but I do not require it. I know my way around the jungle.
That said, fucking in the 80’s and 90’s was a very hairy experience.
EDIT: This meme brings to mind an episode of Sex & The City where Samantha compared blowing some guys to flossing. That show is like a little time capsule.
70s moreso
it’s not ideal; but it is pussy.
And this is why I keep one of those little flossers in my purse.
Bonus proteins 🤤🤤 because in every forest animals live.
Aewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Aewww
Aew aew aew aew aew
NO.
NO. NOOOOOOOOOOO
