Just need to replace those four supports with a single pillar made out of soap, cut down all that disgusting greenery, and pump a bit of magma about to brighten the place up, and you’d have the beginnings of a respectable fortress. The obsidian-and-steel scheme is a nice touch.
that platform could just be a huge scissor lift to get things like for large appliances, furniture, and their mom.
The cage around the staircase is too much I think, it looks too massive next to the house. Would be prettier open with just a railing
Sounds like something a zombie would say!
How does plumbing work for this house?
Hole in the bottom for poop.
This is actually just a really nice out-house.
I’m pretty sure there is a central pipe in between the 4 legs at the center of the house. That must carry the pipes.
And those pipes connect to where? Gopher holes? This doesn’t seem like it’s close to any municipal utilities. I suppose it could go to some kind of septic system? It all seems pretty inconvenient. Looks neat though.
ah i think you are right. it’s obscured by the front leg so i didn’t see it.
That’s what the small balcony is for.
Good question…
Good thinking for the zombie apocalypse. Less optimal for bringing your groceries in each day / week.
I mean it’s the same as living up in any ol’ apartment building without lift
And I don’t think zombies know how to operate elevators.
Idk, zombies would have a lot of space to pile up around the struts, and that structure looks way easier to pull down than a normal foundation
The best base design I found in 7 Days to Die was to do essentially this, but dig a pit down to bedrock underneath the house. The zombies pile up around it, push each other in, and die. If your supports are far enough away, they don’t get attacked (you basically want to make an A-shaped design, rather than an H.)
Obviously, since 7 Days to Die is a perfect simulation of an actual zombie apocalypse, this is the optimal real-life solution, as well.
So basically a dry moat. I wonder if you could compost those zombies with some sort of Hügelkultur setup. Would composting the zombies destroy the pathogen responsible for the zombification process? Could produce grown from that eventually contribute to immunity to the zombie pathogen? Maybe they could address this in the inevitable sequel, 7 Years to Die (co-produced by Danny Boyle).
Zombies don’t reproduce right? So at some point you have to run out of humans for them to turn. Seems like it wouldn’t take very long for them to all die off.
I’m assuming the real purpose of this house is the view over the trees rather than protection.
Goddamn zombies. Goddamn greydwarves.
Awesome birdhouse, with some changes.
